Semblance Of Order Seeker T-Shirts

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It is my place!"

Serenading

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Pheromones.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Windchimes

Stories about crumbs

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Vegicurious

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Excess

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'