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Method/Madness

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

What My Day Feels Like

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Paging for a Doctor

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Food fight!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

A catch-all is born.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"