Orderly Or Chaos Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

What My Day Feels Like

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Unrest Area.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

The Best Laid Plans

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

A catch-all is born.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Extreme Birthdays.