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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Cosmology marches on. . .

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

The Insiders

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

Method/Madness

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'Walter, I need more space!'

'I found the black box.'

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."