Option Seeker Gifts

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'See - the world is full of possibilities.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Perils of the double play.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Hospital Departments

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'It's Blurred.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

Low hanging fruit

Control in the workplace.

"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."

Vegicurious

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'