Option Seeker Gifts

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'See - the world is full of possibilities.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Perils of the double play.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Vegicurious

Low hanging fruit

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."

Control in the workplace.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."