Option Explorer Gifts

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"Get a cup of coffee, pull up a chair, put your feet up, and listen to our menu options."

"I'm never satisfied. I'm always hitting 3 for more options."

"I did not get fired, I chose to pursue other options."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

At the market

A child runs an equity stand.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

wealth investment

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Job hoppers.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Computer spying.

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'The financial advisor is here.'