Option Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a gift for an option ponderer? Celebrate their creative mind and love of weighing choices with our unique collection. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that respects their thoughtful nature and adds a dash of fun to their decision-making process. Whether they enjoy pondering over life’s big questions or just appreciate clever designs, our products are designed to spark joy and reflection for the creatively inclined.

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Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW. mockup

Vending machine has options of THIS, THAT, HEM HAW.

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"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?" mockup

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..." mockup

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent." mockup

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.' mockup

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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'Maybe we need new profit charts?' mockup

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse." mockup

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

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"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?" mockup

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything." mockup

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

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business

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'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!' mockup

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.' mockup

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

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'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.' mockup

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

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'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.' mockup

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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Have you seen my money?

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?" mockup

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

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Option Ponderer Gifts Collection

Option Ponderer Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs perfect for option ponderers—bring humor and inspiration to their daily decision-making rituals.

Option Ponderer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the inventive spirit of option ponderers—perfect for sprucing up their favorite space.

Option Ponderer Prints

Decorate their environment with inspiring prints that capture the creative essence of option ponderers—thoughtful décor for any room.

Option Ponderer T-Shirts

Find playful t-shirts designed for option ponderers—wear their love of choosing with clever designs and witty statements.