Stock Option Seeker Gifts

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

How symbols are chosen for equations

The dove of peace

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

The hard part is figuring which ones are the emoticons.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

A silenced protester

'How was your ski trip?'

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'

Bowling alley

Fun at the bowling alley.

Mars

The Death of Peace

Investment Broker - "First the good news. Textiles are up, chemicals are up and electricals are up. The bad news is you don't have any."