Stock Option Seeker T-Shirts

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

The church of our lady of wall street.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

The dove of peace

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

A silenced protester

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

'How was your ski trip?'

'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'

Bowling alley

Mars

The Death of Peace

Fun at the bowling alley.

Investment Broker - "First the good news. Textiles are up, chemicals are up and electricals are up. The bad news is you don't have any."

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.