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First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

The day the stock market went UP.

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

'Always bought low.'