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'So what's this investment problem of yours?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I, TikTok."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."