Raise Seeker T-Shirts

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Guess who's hinting for a raise.

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Muscles

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"I, TikTok."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Gulliver's other travels.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."