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As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

Muscles

Ancient Racing

The one that got away

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Crab with a clown face.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Bob's Driving School.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."