Break Seeker T-Shirts

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

Someone has had a hard day!

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Muscles

Ancient Racing

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

New York Netherworld

Exercise Bars

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Computer Controlled Car

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'