Break Seeker T-Shirts

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

Someone has had a hard day!

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Muscles

Ancient Racing

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

New York Netherworld

Exercise Bars

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Computer Controlled Car

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Bowling ball head.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"