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'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

Planned service changes

WHACK!

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Time to do it in!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

"Your mascara is running."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Tree Squirrel