Lucky Break Seeker Pillows

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Let's call him lucky!'

WHACK!

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Planned service changes

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

"Time to do it in!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.