Lucky Streak Dreamer Pillows

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Why do you hate the media?

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Highlights for Adults

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'Great, a 'Powerball ticket', I was hoping for something more like an olive branch...'

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."