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"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Why do you hate the media?

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Highlights for Adults

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

Man chasing carrot.

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

'Great, a 'Powerball ticket', I was hoping for something more like an olive branch...'

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."