Unlucky Streak Survivors Pillows

"First my computer locked up, and now my car. Well, I know what's wrong with my car. I locked my car keys in it."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dog in casino.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Second, third and fourth effort!

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.

"Would you and the boys like to come round for a game of poker tonight, Joe? I'm on a lucky roll."

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

Searching for water in the desert.

Disgraced sports hero image rehab.

'I hate Mondays!'

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

'Seven, that's your lucky number!? Boy, I really thought it would be some sort of fraction, or an integer that can only be expressed on the moon, or I don't know... something. I mean, SEVEN?!'

Stepping on rake in the middle of the desert.

Desert Island Dinner

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

Clancy: Coot of a Day

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

Wishing Well in the desert.

'I got the idea while stranded on a tropical isle.'

"At least we've got plenty of food."

"It's not all bad. The extra arms help with climbing."