Lucky Streak End Pillows

Lottery loser.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Dog in casino.

'And right here they merged...'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Good Luck

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

Golfer hitting a die.

"What luck!"

"I'm a lucky guy."

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

Raining Horseshoes

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'