Lucky High Roller Pillows

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Golfer hitting a die.

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"Right now all my money is in poker."

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'