Eternal High Rollers Pillows

"Your room has been comped."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Football Angel

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

"Right now all my money is in poker."