Eternal High Rollers Gifts

"Your room has been comped."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'm all in.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Football Angel

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet