Heavenly High Roller Pillows

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

An amplified harp

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I'm all in.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

A leap of faith.

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Bowl-A-Rama

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"Surprise!"

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

Inventive Uses of Halo