Digital High Roller Pillows

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

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'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'