Digital High Roller Mugs

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

S.S.dot.com

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Destination casinos...

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet