Heavenly High Roller Mugs

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Destination casinos...

An amplified harp

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'I'm all in.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

A leap of faith.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Who'da thunk guys like us would ever have found ourselves looking forward to Social Security like this?"

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"Surprise!"

Bowl-A-Rama

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Inventive Uses of Halo

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet