Emotional High Roller Mugs

"I know I lost you, but I won you back didn't I !"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Destination casinos...

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'We're in a hurry.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

Real Time vs Emotional Time

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Laughing till you cry

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"Good—now put it back."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."