Emotional Rollercoaster Mugs

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

Floor exercise: crying uncontrollably

Mood Swings.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"What accident? I just got divorced!"

"Tunnel of love"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

'We're in a hurry.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Laughing till you cry

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

the statue

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'