Rollercoaster Of Emotions Mugs

Having a sneaky cigarette is more exiting than a suicide attempt

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

the statue

"Tunnel of love"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"Oh no! You, again?"

'We're in a hurry.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Laughing till you cry

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Bipolar Bear.

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Mood Swings.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"What accident? I just got divorced!"

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.