Emotional Rollercoaster Navigator Mugs

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.

Mood Elevator

Surfing the daily stress

The Map of the Human Heart

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Wishing Well

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'He's never there for me.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'We're in a hurry.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"You seem very remote."

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."