Emotional Rollercoaster Navigator Gifts

'Control Your Anger' book thrown though window.

Mood Elevator

Surfing the daily stress

The Map of the Human Heart

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Wishing Well

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'He's never there for me.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'We're in a hurry.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"You seem very remote."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Florist.