Emotional Rollercoaster Riders Gifts

'We got married in a fever, and divorced in convulsions.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'We're in a hurry.'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Laughing till you cry

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

Mood Swings.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

the statue

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"What accident? I just got divorced!"

'Last week my husband thought he was dying. This week he will know he was.'

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.