Emotional Rollercoaster Rider Gifts

Psychiatric Ward elevator: Manic (up), Depressive (down).

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'Remember when I threatened suicide the first time you went home to mother!'

'Come on England!'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

'He ignored the mood swing, and went straight for the mood slide...'

'Last week my husband thought he was dying. This week he will know he was.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'We're in a hurry.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Laughing till you cry

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Mood Swings.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Arrivals and Departures