Emotional Roller-coaster Rider Gifts

'We're in a hurry.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"Oh no! You, again?"

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Laughing till you cry

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Bipolar Bear.

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Mood Swings.

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Pollock, The Ride

the statue

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

Stock Market.