Emotional Roller-coaster Rider Gifts

'We're in a hurry.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"Oh no! You, again?"

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Laughing till you cry

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

Bipolar Bear.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Mood Swings.

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

Arrivals and Departures

Pollock, The Ride

the statue

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Stock Market.

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'