High Stakes Dreamer Pillows

'One more bad beat and I qualify for the Guinness Book of World Records.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

What else is there to wish for?

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Basketball

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Basketball.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Eric Adams Caricature

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

Man with a Plan

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Where'd you get that?"

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"