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"If I learned one thing in all my years in this business, it's that you're only as good as your last earthshaking breakthrough."

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Butterfly Woman

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Cannonball!'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pirate

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.