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'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Win - win

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

First Prize!

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"We've lost the remote."

Someone has had a hard day!

Great mouser!

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

'In a recent technological breakthrough, scientists have found the gene that enables humans to find genes. Engineers have began splicing this gene with pig DNA to create a race of lab research slaves. And now on to the weather. . .'

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'