Breakthrough Seekers T-Shirts

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

Butterfly Woman

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

' A good idea '

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Robotic Man

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Go! Means NOW!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Upward Progress

The Salesman

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"