Raise Seeker Mugs

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Guess who's hinting for a raise.

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Muscles

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

Gulliver's other travels.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'