Uplift Seeker Mugs

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Muscles

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Shrink

"Any other strengths?"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.