Uplifter Mugs

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Travelling

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Airport

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dog Weightlifting

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

The Upholstery Consultant

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

strong man bends an iron bar

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"I love strong coffee."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"I was building up my pecs."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"Wife and two hernias to support!"