Uplifter Prints

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Travelling

Airport

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Brawnstorming session.

Dog Weightlifting

The Upholstery Consultant

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Pushy Coach.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...