Raise T-Shirts

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'I got the raise - plus a few other things.'

'You got a raise? Does this mean some of it will trickle down to me?'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Ice skater

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Martial Arts

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Wrong leadership.

'The grudge match.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Lazy Rower.

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

Rowing machine on a river.

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!