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'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Critisize your weight.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Gulliver's other travels.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

When giraffes get ideas.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Get a life

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

The Paranormal Society...

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

Nutty Scientist

'Who is John Galt?'

'Is this a Eureka moment? Will my research benefit mankind? Apparently not... the moment has passed.'

"Aha. A new play: 'Hamlet and Cleopatra'."

'I need another raise so I can pay for the car that I bought to celebrate my last raise.'