Level Up Seeker Pillows

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I, TikTok."

Critisize your weight.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Gulliver's other travels.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

When giraffes get ideas.

"I'm from the Noble Prize committee. You're on to something big, but it's been done."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Get a life

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

The Paranormal Society...

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

Nutty Scientist

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

'Who is John Galt?'

I'm actually here as part of an ongoing quest to find the ideal form of analysis. Freudian didn't work, and Jungian didn't help, so I thought I'd try Pabstian.

'Is this a Eureka moment? Will my research benefit mankind? Apparently not... the moment has passed.'

"Aha. A new play: 'Hamlet and Cleopatra'."