Upgrade Seeker Pillows

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

"After you've wished for asitional memory, you can stop wishing for more upgrades."

STRIP Hambone: New computer out of date

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

Pony Rides

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

'Big advantage!!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

I can be upgraded, can you?

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Brain Charger

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'