Upgrade Enthusiast Pillows

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'I haven't committed to a man yet. I'm waiting 'til they come out with the new improved version.'

"You're in the wrong queue, sir. . . the 'Air-of-entitlement, upgrade-demands' counter, is over there."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Sorry I'm late, but the computer urgently needed my assistance to upgrade to something about which I have no clue."

Before-You-Know-It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Communications.

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

Man feeding his computer money.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Thank God It's Friday.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"I can guarantee it's the latest thing...until the next thing arrives."