Upgrade Guru Pillows

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Computer whisperer.

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Bob's DIY Store

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Geek Intuition

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Eight years old and no mobile!'