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"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

What else is there to wish for?

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"You left your demons here last week."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Self Help / Elf Help.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'