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Businesswoman Empowerment

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What else is there to wish for?

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Self Help / Elf Help.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'